Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Gilmore

Karyn is back from Honduras, which is nice, not only for us, but also for her cat Gilmore who missed her for the past 6 months. You'd think he'd be so excited to have her back that he'd miraculously become well-behaved...but think again.
For the past 2 days he's peed on Nicole's bed. again.
But the story I'm about to tell isn't about his bad behaviour...it's simply a story that made me laugh out loud.

I just got home a little while ago...and the cat was being weird. He was only walking with his front legs, and dragging his butt on the ground, so I picked him up and saw this chunk of pooh stuck there which he was obviously having trouble losing. Unfortunately, he tried to drag his butt on my bed and my carpet, which I would not allow, but I didn't want him to suffer any more (or for the pooh to end up in some random place in the house) so I grabbed a kleenex to help the guy out, and he took off. Seriously, he is amazing at hide and seek; it took me like 10 minutes to find him, and my house isn't that big, especially with most of the doors closed.
Anyways, eventually I found him and tried to grab him to help him get it off, but he ran away, so I caught him again and I grabed it with the kleenex. I think i took a bit of fur with me (it was seriously stuck!). He had swallowed a sequin or something, cuz that was definitely a sequiny shiny blob of poop, haha.
Anyway, after I removed the defication, he started licking his crotch clean, and he totally farted right into his mouth! it was so funny!!

The End

5 comments:

oh my everything!!! said...

what a story...i'd be laughing too.

(at both of you!)

Paulus said...

Especially farting into his own mouth sounds awesome weird.
Enfin, these things your will remember for a long time and become cool anekdotes.

Paulus said...

Especially farting into his own mouth sounds awesome weird.
Enfin, these things your will remember for a long time and become cool anekdotes.

Stoffer said...

meghan, thats so nast. Stop playing with poo. Also, cats should not be in houses. They are a menace.

Capturing each moment... said...

Yuck... I can't believe you actually wrote that girl. wow.